Thursday, February 23, 2006

myspace is funny.

I have actually received a few nice emails from myspace boys lately (intriguing guys I might actually meet for a drink), but it never fails there's an email that comes across that makes me roll my eyes.

I'll give you all an insider's tip about impressing me: I like a guy who has some reasonable knowledge of grammar and spelling!

Here's one that came over tonite:

"Hello, how are you doing , my name is Jones,and am 32 from Tx, Houston, am new here in the site,i was going through the profile of all the women on the site and i came across yours,i must tell you that among all the profile of womens i saw here ,yours is the one that caught all my attention most,because you are beautiful ,looking nice,and i saw it in your profile that you will be a caring and also a loving woman,i will like to get to know you well,if you have a yahoo mail id let me know so that i can add you up,because..."

I mean, that's nice & all he's so into my profile... but oy... *rolls eyes*

I also get some a number of emails from guys who have profiles that are practically empty. Like they just signed up to email me? Flattering I guess, but if you have no friends, no photos (or just one) and nothing written up about you, then how am I supposed to figure out if I want to email you back? hahaa. I mean it *might* say they have a life and more to do than fill out profiles on myspace, but then again, with the looks of your the emails that are sent to me, I kinda doubt it!

And why would I just want to "chat" with some guy long distance? That is so 1997.

Another one I got recently was from a guy who seemed cool... an artist... but he types every single email in ALL CAPS. I HATE THAT. You know how some people can be annoying just emailing? hahaha. Not a good sign. Sorry, CAPS GUY, I can't deal.

But the other day I got a REALLY good (in a bad way) email - check this shit out: (uumm, except if you're a child, then don't read this & pollute your young innocent mind with his filthy thoughts!)

"This life,this season,this city .....makes me feel the wonderful existence , I feel so good.
How about we take a car ,listening Led zeppelin very loud,going to tamalpais , we explore there , we do meditation,we smoke or drink,we have a very deep and "fullfill" conversation.
If we feel atraction we kiss each other mouths
we get on fire .
We rent a nice hotel at night, we take a hot shower naked ,we kiss each other mouth ,and we go beyond orgasmmmmhh!!
I'm completly clean and safe,I don't have a judgemental mind,I don't care who you think you are,but I'll love you and your feelings.I have no time to lose .
Hit me back if you are down seXymama!! ; ) "

one word: EEEEGADS!

Is he emailing that off to like 50 girls just seeing if he gets one response? I mean, SERIOUSLY, does he think I'm going to email him back & just be like "oh, cool! you're clean AND safe - I'm IN!"

What an idiot. I'll even give you his profile, but I'll warn you - it might crash your browser, and or make you get mad that people have so much control on myspace that they can turn a webpage into such a horrible horrible place: Arielo

Thank goodness there's actually a few redeeming guys in the whole lot of fools.