Thursday, July 22, 2004

*cries* daddy, apple hit me!

Apple is a big fat bully. I try to be nice and what does he do... he steals my lunch money!

The new iPod came out. TWO weeks after I bought mine. For Christ sake - is there a god? Yes... an evil, mean God named AppleGod who wants to take all my money and then right when I think I've gotten something good for that money he pulls a Nelson "heheh" and says, "SUCKER! Now it's $100 cheaper AND cooler!"

:*(

p.s. No wonder they had *free* engraving for the 30 days prior to this release... so no, I can't return it. What a jerk.